Are you ready for this week's meet? I know you are.
How about I take a moment to introduce you to another team tradition.
What is it you say? Well it's a sort of team hug, show of support, we love you and it's presented to your family personally. Wanna see pictures? Cool
( be sure to click on the pictures for the full impact ... I mean full size view )
Yes, as a matter of fact this family DID recently celebrate a birthday.
That's why none of the neighbors who saw what was going on thought
it was anything but a belated birthday surprise.
We know how to work under cover.
why of course all those forks match the beautiful house.
Just think of it as free lawn aerating! People actually PAY
to have holes poked into their yard. We will do it for FREE!
Oh you silly swimmers and we usually don't miss ANY of your yard!
Remember QUALITY!
OK, so now you have seen another team tradition.
Make sure your parents see this page.
Because you never know, when YOU could be the next yard FORKED.
And also because if your family feels that this is something they absolutely, most definitely and without question don't want to be involved in they should let the coaches know.
The coaches have a special email address that they can send a message to to prevent this from occurring to your yard. We have no idea who(m) it is we were just given an email address for this specific purpose.
So what happens next? Funny you should ask that.
Well whoever this yard belongs to..... I know nothing......they will collect all of these forks
( about 1,400 of them ) ADD MORE to them and then pick THE NEXT YARD.
Summer Swim Team with the Eastside Supersonic Eels...more fun everyday than you ever imagined.
The words WE and US were used only to display team unity and spirit.
The coaching staff of the Eastside Supersonic Eels in no way encourages
or supports the act of FORKING.
( added at the advice of legal counsel )
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